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All Hell Breaks Loose

by Dinosaurs and I

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1.
Girl I know you’ve missed me I can see you need me Could you be the one that saves my soul from my vices. I’m so good at this shit That’s why I’m bangin’ hot chicks Gonna hit you, gonna hit you up Promise everything will be all right Every time you feel you need advice Whenever you want, whenever you want I’ll be there for you Everything will be all right If you feel you need advice Whenever you want, whenever you want, whenever you want… (JD CALED!) It’s a hit from the kickoff And I’ve been fucking my bitch raw Best song of all time Best song of all time I’m at the club having a dickoff I masturbate reading pitchfork Best song of all time Best song of all time Good to be back Couldn’t possibly have left so soon, here with Jack I don’t even mic check I pick it back Where I left Plug me to the jack As I’m spitting raps, rappers I’m keeping them in check So much weight on my shoulders that is hurting my back Lost my mind a few times, I kept going, took a left Crisp as cracker jack Labels want to sign the cheque I don’t even need more than 4 words to be fresh I’m better than ever Though my pockets ain’t fatter I keep rapping for a passion I don’t need your dinero Taking it up a notch on my second lp Skrt skrt out the way all you phoney mcs Cause I’m… So pumped, we’ve been at it since we’re ten, man Magical, he a lion I’m the tin man Scarecrow Dinosaur dropping beats for sure Dorothy’s a hoe she been working Yellow Brick Road I know she wants me and she just cannot fight it Yo what the fuck’s happening She got me hooked up on the WOAH Dude get the fuck out, it ain’t safe in there! OH MY GOD What the fuck! HE’S DEAD! Jack! The studio is collapsing! We can’t just leave him there! GOD! Why are you doing this to me?! God damn it!
2.
March 12th, 2019. Dear Diary, It’s been almost a year since the world was brought to nuclear annihilation. It is not clear to me what happened and why, but I have recently crossed paths with a psychic who claims to know. She believes it was two people who dared to create the perfect song, enraging the gods and causing every weapon of mass destruction on the planet to set off. Iraq was safe. It seems far fetched to me… Not that Iraq thing, I always knew that. I’m on a quest to find them. The world is not what it used to be and I’m not sure it ever will be. I saw a man eat another man yesterday.
3.
Ozymandias 03:04
Ghost town, load, cock, explode a few rounds Let everybody know Touchè ain’t fucking around Outta seven billion people, if there is just one left You can bet your ass I’ma fight em to death if it gets down to that I spit on these beats, My gun is law on these streets, I’m looking for fresh meat I’ll take it, it ain’t no beef Next time around I’m glad y’all ain’t going to make it You’d think I’d be growing jaded but I’m loving slicing your faces Hang lower than basements lawnmower up on my haters Say hi when you meet your maker go tell em I’ll see him later Ethics faded, ambiguous like Friedrich Hegel I’ll eat your fucking liver, feed leftovers to ravens Man I despise you, skin you up wear you as a disguise you shouldn’t have crossed my path there’s no place for mercy in this forsaken cosmos One man posse, a Kamikaze, bite your head off like Ozzy. And spray you to death like I’m Banksy in a room full of nazis I don’t give a fuck The only regret I’m stuck with Is it sucks I was the one To survive to all this dumb shit - Come test me Homie I ain’t fucking flexin Sidestepping bullets, Eat tangerines Rid your head with my bare hands 26 year old still sleep with my teddy bear I don’t care, like a bank I’m too big too fail Want a game you can beat me at, head or tails Punching women like I was Christian Bale Reminiscing of Cotton Candy at town fairs Intergalactic synapsis music ear infesting MTV My Super Sweet Sixteen Spit streams of consciousness with a theme Part time job, selling fragrances, Ponzi scheme Last album then I’m bailing the fuck out Fade out then blacking the fuck out Bow down, translating my shit how? Yeah right, like y’all pay attention to lyrics now
4.
Just Another Day Wake up, take another shot Liquor straight no on the rocks Life became a giant clus- -terfuck of death and whatnot I take it easy cause there’s nowhere to go you know I took it well god’s just playing a prank you know I take my rifle, leave my trailer feel like Alabama I’ma take somebody out bruh that is sayonara All men for themselves society ain’t really changed though Just a little less subtle nothing to be afraid of I see my neighbor bruh I ain’t gonna eat you just yet Though with them legs a medium-rare would be so perfect I miss the old days Know they weren’t all great I miss when I was able to just walk outside in the rain But now it feel like it’s a fucking swamp The rain is acid just What I didn’t need I must Find a shelter what the fuck Now what is that I see in front of my eyes Looks like some sort of disguise I cannot recognize The shape behind it Or maybe it’s underneath As I step closer I’m finding it harder to breath It’s a door to the underworld, a hole I am not so sure I’m stepping into some sort of devil’s micro verse. I used to say I always land on my feet This time I landed on a pile of corpses Ain’t that neat? I’m in some sort of den, a citadel I fell right into the silo Wondering how to get legal asylum What do I do? The place looks fine, I’m in the back of a diner I step outside before they cook my ass with maple syrup I see corpses and cages Someone’s still alive We used to do this with pigs and cows ain’t no surprise The tide has turned, the wheel’s spinning Cards’ been dealt we ain’t winning If that’s what hell is Dante’s guess was pretty un-fucking-erring All of a sudden I hear my name I’m going insane I’m hearing voices Though this one sounds like one of my mates I walk back into the kitchen My DJ’s caged like a chicken I ask for clearance Step back bruh I’ll smash it I’m fearless He points at the lock It’s shaped as a cock It’s so fucked up But with great virtuosity I turn the cage unlocked They heard us quick let’s step out My dick is still out, I’m whiling out I just don’t understand what this place is about As we escape through the city blocks My face goes numb We both got shot It’s a dart from a damn blowgun —— - Yo I’m starting to feel kinda funny - Where are we man? - Aw dude, what’s going on? - Woah, what is that? - I love you man - I don’t know man, I feel a little under the weather - I’M GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT AND WATCH YOU BLEED TO DEATH WHILE I MASTURBATE - Is that real? Can you… Do you see that? —— I’ve given up booze and weed for a minute Now I’m high on tranquilizers, mescaline and psilocybin My DJ’s purple we’re running The walls closing in Head’s starting to spin I’m in some sort of lucid dream It’s a nightmare, I f e e l A l i t t l e b i t l i g h t e r Lights are brighter Than Kanye’s concert wish he was nicer He’s leading the way He’s running away He turns to say I’LL FUCKING BLOW YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD I KNOW HE’S FUCKING GAY I’m like hey HEY Hey Satan, What a nice day Can you grant me two or three wishes I swear I’ll pay And somehow it seems obvious I cut off my pinky finger Stop and linger while using my stump as a fidget spinner Lights are starting to dim God please tell me it’s the end So we can sit and have a chat about this mess you call man Bruh you done fucked up. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say that. But you did bruh. On so many different layers You don’t fear no hell When you’re in hell For whom tolls the bell I’ma blow my brains out like Earnst Hemingweeh I’ma be fine I just need to rest a little Drugs are wearing me down Let me just close my eyes for a minute.
5.
I’m at my lowest Not sure I can go any further I’m not kosher Don’t cook me up on the stove hey Look at you from a distance Instant Attraction You’re slicing a dude Still I can’t help idealizing you You’re hair is fire He’s hair’s on fire I’m next in line Going end up like Richard Pryor Your eyes are stunning, you and I Could buy a star in the sky Move somewhere far away Where I believe we could fly Enough with the Rosemary, Salt, Oil and Pepper Honey, I’m getting cheesy And I’m nuts, but I do love you You may shoot me with your words may hit me with your eyes You may kill me with your weakness but I still rise Come here baby, next to me Close to my shoulder you can feel free You can smell me on my neck before I leave cause I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm... Cooking a good potion to be free So you let me go, so you let me go You can't stop me and show me who I am... so you let me go, so you let me go Escape, escape, escape
6.
I heard them say it’s the big day Today we’re getting fried Dawg I’m scared I’ve said it a thousand times I don’t want to die It’s fried F-R-I-E-D not Fired Not a catchphrase The weird orange dude is just going be I I’m in a steel-cage of emotion I ain’t got no more voice I’m crying out for help “Life was a bad choice” And when I die There’s nothing left to define Myself except for my failures Surviving the test of time I admit, I spit it, That’s how I’m living Resulted praying to a God I don’t even fucking believe in I used to have a bucket list Now I’ve just got a list with all of my regrets and if you wish man I’ll just spit it quick Man I regret, not starting my line of yogurt Never defeating Bowser Now that is just fucking bogus If I’d made it with rap A platinum plack A celeb all star game starter pack With Andrew Bogut We settle for nothing but our goal. We see when it’s not bright. (Bri-ight) HOPE Hold On Pain Ends The night is darkest before the dawn. Tiptoeing midflow I still go in Before I know it all I see are chains holding my bros, they display pain, disdain glowing My stealth mode they’re gonna see this cage open! Put the glock on the lock, freedom from the tomb they’re in Emancipating everybody, Martin Luther King We on our way out the citadel, Rebel like a sickle cell, Loose like a bad zoos animals 1, 2, 3 kill streak no limit, and getting out of here while we still got a minute Running through the rubble with the rebels Kill everyone in the way, leaving bodies in our wake Promise I’m not tryna be a vegetarian when I say there is too much at stake All I hear is bam bam blaow man down man down I look around to see my brothers hit the ground It’s too late, we’re only halfway They’ve got us circled now We settle for nothing but our goal. We see when it’s not bright. (Bri-ight) HOPE Hold On Pain Ends The night is darkest before the dawn. Wake up from a trance Cold sweat Center citadel Blowing shots from a gat Everybody around me is dead Now I’m left with my DJ and this guy I never met We surrounded, my heart’s pounding Now this dude come at me Blow his brain up then start running Going at ‘em Ain’t got a better Chance, I’m trying to make a mess Chopping heads, what the fuck is that? I ain’t joking My eyes playing tricks I see five more blokes Pop up in the street Armed to their teeth Flip shit real quick with Our guy on some mindfreak Criss Angel shit Clear the place like the plague Disappear (Just Wait) But it’s too fucking late Got no time to say (Thanks) Our hero picks us up soars through the air Dropping WOMDs Like Enola Gay The stranger embraces them And takes flight A crack of light shines from above Higher and higher He’ll fly to salvation He unleashes his might Dropping fire from his palms Destroyer, mighty saviour. Nothing will remain.
7.
September the 5th. Dear Diary, I’m keeping track of days and months to hang on to a sense of civilization. I heard a loud explosion yesterday, which I cannot explain. Word started spreading it was the same people who had caused the apocalypse, and have now blown up an underground citadel in western Spain. I don’t know what to believe anymore. I have become increasingly sick due to malnutrition, but I haven’t resorted to eating human flesh… Not yet. I think I’m near what used to be Lyon, France. I’m trying to reach the ocean, following the trail of rumors regarding those people. My thirst for revenge has been gradually replaced by a sense of curiosity.
8.
I’m not a good swimmer But I do my thing man Pivot like I’m David Schwimmer On a fucking plank damn (Pivot!) I’m starting to feel like I’ma pass out real soon I’m feeling fatigue, like I’m on a leash, and running in place like cartoons Oh shit, The sun is down, we better hurry I don’t want to end my life as a shark version Mcflurry I’m starting to worry I push even harder cause I’m a warri- -or I cannot see the land, the lines are getting blurry The sky’s blending in with the sea A human being- -like figure on a beach seems to be waving at me (What?) I’m delirious. We reach the land, mysterious creatures come over to greet us Mermaids, are you serious?! We here to welcome you Our emperor has warned of you You’re Dinosaurs and I And the being known as John Tou It’s Touché But Miss whatever you say A mermaid this silly gorgeous kinda feels like cliché Holy Jumping George I think we in Atlantis Either that or it could be that shitty island of plastic Middle of the ocean, bitch, hella classy Plato wasn’t tripping dude, place is quite fantastic. Straight up from the abyss, with Mermaids and Tritons Twist surreal as if was written by Monty Python Can’t believe all those stories online were real Gotta start believe in Chemtrails and Dinosaursphere This is the royal place, y’all just wait here a second We’re going to call our emperor, our only shepherd What great honor’s gonna be for you to meet him He’s a thousand years old and a flawless leader I’m starting to worry it’s trap I am surely Just overreacting though how can you firmly Trust people or fish nowadays with the dirty wargames, and mind tricks are they really trustworthy What if they’re lurking us into their dungeon They just wanna eat us for luncheon and much on Our brain and just crunch on our bones I am conscious I’m paranoid up to the point of no function Looking out over my back for an exit I’m trapped on an island quick reference to brexit I’m no more smitten by tritons or sexy mermaids who surprisingly share our lexis Nowhere to go we’re doomed I am sure Just please make it quick don’t let it unfold The greatest adventure forever untold Then I see a red carpet getting unfurled Calm down, there’s nothing to be afraid of Our emperor will see you now Follow our way down And it just blows my mind Their leader is the same guy Who saved us and blew up earth wearing a human disguise Our books have spoken of two prophets who one day’d start the process reverse Pangea and Panthalassa Through the music they brought us If it hadn’t been for you we would be down in the trench We’ll revere you as goddess Our new religious stance Holy fucking shit we’re messiahs in Atlantis Either that… Wait did he say goddess though? God damn it, I knew it was too good to be true. So I guess we’re gods and ladies in Atlantis Well at least it shows disruption to obsolete patriarchal deity That was too complicated. All my friends thought I was gay but it turns out I’m a lesbian.
9.
Man I’m a god, I know you didn’t believe it Took the end of the world To push me over my limits The beat’s spinning We chilling, honestly feeling it I’m at the club with a mermaid Where do I fucking stick it in?! She says: “John I’m dry.” Which sounds bad But when you a mermaid It’s the equivalent hot and wet Babe, let’s go I’ve got a bunch of condoms I haven’t gotten laid since Bus-a-Bus had cornrows I nod at my man See you later my friend Then I call up a cab Which was really more of a raft Make out, Pull out Freak out, About My dick, Cause she’s A fish, Of course d’you think, Ya bish “Dude, what is it?” The fuck do you mean what is it? It might not be exquisite But I thought my penis was paying you a visit At least I thought so, Turns out her husband’s poseidon I really fucked up This time around yo - Yo I'll fucking kill you Drop you off the deep blue Then stab your fucking friend Til his torso fucking see through I saw you coming from a mile away Out my way, I'm a god,  careful what you fucking say (prah) My dick is so big My bitch was unimpressed Not about different race, just your penis being depress- -ing bling bling Look at my shit, aight g This diamond ring fucking zeus made for me (sku) It's got lightening (uh) Wait until I fucking punch your nose Up your brain And turn off the fucking light (switch) I'll feed your corpse to the seahorses Fuck my mistresses, ZeusSpeed my friend I'll give you one chance One chance only Somebody told me You're from the fucking world bitch If you go back and you own it Surely, we could cut a deal It's the least that you owe me
10.
November... 2019. I’m afraid this will be my last entry. I’m near Madrid… Or so I thought… I can see the ocean from here. I haven’t eaten or drunk in over two days, and I don’t have the strength to walk and die by the sea. I saw them last night. They appeared to me in a dream. I know it was just an hallucination, but they talked to me. They told me it had to happen. We’d been living so recklessly, it was just a matter of time before something like this to occur. They’re not evil. They’re just drifting, as we all are. Only they were lucky enough to catch a good wave. But every wave inevitably has to crash at some point, and I think mine just did. I hope the tide rises enough for the sea to take my body and diary. I’ve got a feeling they’re out there somewhere. Maybe they could read my notes… Maybe they could write a song about me… Funny… I hadn’t felt cold in a long time.
11.
Asfalto come sabbia ogni passo, affondo. Legame vale doppio, sto a pensare, scoppio, chiudo ogni mio bronco, curami sto broncio, sai di che ho bisogno? Ricordi che il vento parlava di noi? E a noi non fregava nient’altro che noi. Pareti di carta che a volte se vuoi, ci torno a parlare di cose che a noi non resta più nulla dei giorni spesi in paresi; tra te, le telecinesi, stessi paesi. A restare stesi, toccarsi incompresi, parlarci, esegesi. Esigenza, accollarsi silenzi che ormai fanno eco tra noi (eco tra noi). Se ho perso fiato, ho rinnovato un patto. Ho mescolato, ho detto prendo il piatto. Ho letto altro, il rettorato a farlo. Ho retto alcol, scacco matto, pazzo. Abbindolato, abbandonato, scappo. Ho detto parto, pattino sul ghiaccio. Ho detto fatto, che ci credo tanto, ho preso giusto il ticket, questo è il primo viaggio e ciao. _____ I feel like Kanye, yeah Never recorded till I broke my jaw My mental issues cast me aside Can’t tell me nothing at all I’m a genius I know one day my day will come Till then I’m trying my best to smoke less and meditate more (levitate) But it’s hard when you’re friends puffing every day (yep) Peer pressure got me high and now I’m drifting away My brain’s static I know I’m gonna die soon Can’t visualize success if I fucking tried too (damn/shit) I’ve got the brain of an addict Thank god I said nope Every time back in LA Somebody offered me coke (snorting noise) Yeah. What the fuck am I talking bout Abusive brain kicking me down I’m just trying to get out I remember not long ago this shit was different I’m trying to learn how to freestyle but I ain’t got no bar to spit in How is this medical It’s giving me anxiety Brain fried romanticizing For the fucking time being I’m glad to have you in my life I know I ain’t got a chance But honestly that’s alright How sweet would it be to tell what I got in my head But I cannot drag you down with me the road you’ve got ahead of you is bright and shining While I’m just going going to End up an underachiever Who fell in love with you Daydreaming of you Hoping someway you could Make the transition and appear at night In my dreams too And that’s enough till the nightmares come I’m dwelling should I end this shit and just go get me some Sleep Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrow of outrageous fortune A sea of troubles To die, to sleep, no more To dream ay there’s the rub For in that sleep of death what dreams may come I wonder whether Shakespeare wrote that shit I wonder is he going to sue my ass up in this bitch. Shit… (Sigh) I just wanted to be an actor…

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