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I (Almost) Fucked a Mermaid

from All Hell Breaks Loose by Dinosaurs and I

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lyrics

Man I’m a god,
I know you didn’t believe it
Took the end of the world
To push me over my limits

The beat’s spinning
We chilling, honestly feeling it
I’m at the club with a mermaid
Where do I fucking stick it in?!

She says: “John I’m dry.”
Which sounds bad
But when you a mermaid
It’s the equivalent hot and wet

Babe, let’s go
I’ve got a bunch of condoms
I haven’t gotten laid
since Bus-a-Bus had cornrows

I nod at my man
See you later my friend
Then I call up a cab
Which was really more of a raft

Make out, Pull out
Freak out, About
My dick, Cause she’s
A fish, Of course
d’you think, Ya bish

“Dude, what is it?”
The fuck do you mean what is it?
It might not be exquisite
But I thought my penis was paying you a visit

At least I thought so,
Turns out her husband’s poseidon
I really fucked up
This time around yo

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Yo

I'll fucking kill you
Drop you off the deep blue
Then stab your fucking friend
Til his torso fucking see through

I saw you coming from a mile away
Out my way, I'm a god, 
careful what you fucking say
(prah)

My dick is so big
My bitch was unimpressed
Not about different race, just your penis being depress-

-ing
bling bling
Look at my shit, aight g
This diamond ring fucking zeus made for me (sku)

It's got lightening (uh)
Wait until I fucking punch your nose
Up your brain
And turn off the fucking light (switch)

I'll feed your corpse to the seahorses
Fuck my mistresses, ZeusSpeed my friend

I'll give you one chance
One chance only
Somebody told me
You're from the fucking world bitch

If you go back and you own it
Surely,
we could cut a deal
It's the least that you owe me

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from All Hell Breaks Loose, released January 3, 2019

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