1. |
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Girl I know you’ve missed me
I can see you need me
Could you be the one that saves my soul from my vices.
I’m so good at this shit
That’s why I’m bangin’ hot chicks
Gonna hit you, gonna hit you up
Promise everything will be all right
Every time you feel you need advice
Whenever you want, whenever you want
I’ll be there for you
Everything will be all right
If you feel you need advice
Whenever you want, whenever you want,
whenever you want…
(JD CALED!)
It’s a hit from the kickoff
And I’ve been fucking my bitch raw
Best song of all time
Best song of all time
I’m at the club having a dickoff
I masturbate reading pitchfork
Best song of all time
Best song of all time
Good to be back
Couldn’t possibly have left
so soon, here with Jack
I don’t even mic check
I pick it back
Where I left
Plug me to the jack
As I’m spitting raps, rappers I’m keeping them in check
So much weight on my shoulders
that is hurting my back
Lost my mind a few times,
I kept going, took a left
Crisp as cracker jack
Labels want to sign the cheque
I don’t even need more than 4 words to be fresh
I’m better than ever
Though my pockets ain’t fatter
I keep rapping for a passion
I don’t need your dinero
Taking it up a notch on my second lp
Skrt skrt out the way all you phoney mcs
Cause I’m…
So pumped, we’ve been at it since we’re ten, man
Magical, he a lion I’m the tin man
Scarecrow Dinosaur dropping beats for sure
Dorothy’s a hoe she been working Yellow Brick Road
I know she wants me and she just cannot fight it
Yo what the fuck’s happening
She got me hooked up on the WOAH
Dude get the fuck out, it ain’t safe in there!
OH MY GOD
What the fuck!
HE’S DEAD!
Jack!
The studio is collapsing!
We can’t just leave him there!
GOD! Why are you doing this to me?!
God damn it!
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March 12th, 2019.
Dear Diary,
It’s been almost a year since the world was brought to nuclear annihilation.
It is not clear to me what happened and why, but I have recently crossed paths with a psychic who claims to know.
She believes it was two people who dared to create the perfect song, enraging the gods and causing every weapon of mass destruction on the planet to set off.
Iraq was safe.
It seems far fetched to me… Not that Iraq thing, I always knew that.
I’m on a quest to find them.
The world is not what it used to be and I’m not sure it ever will be.
I saw a man eat another man yesterday.
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3. |
Ozymandias
03:04
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Ghost town, load, cock, explode a few rounds
Let everybody know Touchè ain’t fucking around
Outta seven billion people, if there is just one left
You can bet your ass I’ma fight em to death if it gets down to that
I spit on these beats,
My gun is law on these streets,
I’m looking for fresh meat
I’ll take it, it ain’t no beef
Next time around I’m glad y’all ain’t going to make it
You’d think I’d be growing jaded but I’m loving slicing your faces
Hang lower than basements lawnmower up on my haters
Say hi when you meet your maker go tell em I’ll see him later
Ethics faded, ambiguous like Friedrich Hegel
I’ll eat your fucking liver, feed leftovers to ravens
Man I despise you, skin you up wear you as a disguise you
shouldn’t have crossed my path there’s no place for mercy in this forsaken cosmos
One man posse, a Kamikaze, bite your head off like Ozzy.
And spray you to death like I’m Banksy in a room full of nazis
I don’t give a fuck
The only regret I’m stuck with
Is it sucks I was the one
To survive to all this dumb shit
-
Come test me
Homie I ain’t fucking flexin
Sidestepping bullets,
Eat tangerines
Rid your head with my bare hands
26 year old still sleep with my teddy bear
I don’t care, like a bank I’m too big too fail
Want a game you can beat me at, head or tails
Punching women like I was Christian Bale
Reminiscing of Cotton Candy at town fairs
Intergalactic synapsis
music ear infesting
MTV My Super Sweet Sixteen
Spit streams of consciousness with a theme
Part time job, selling fragrances, Ponzi scheme
Last album then I’m bailing the fuck out
Fade out then blacking the fuck out
Bow down, translating my shit how?
Yeah right, like y’all pay attention to lyrics now
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4. |
Just Another Day
03:49
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Just Another Day
Wake up, take another shot
Liquor straight no on the rocks
Life became a giant clus-
-terfuck of death and whatnot
I take it easy cause there’s nowhere to go you know
I took it well god’s just playing a prank you know
I take my rifle, leave my trailer feel like Alabama
I’ma take somebody out bruh that is sayonara
All men for themselves society ain’t really changed though
Just a little less subtle nothing to be afraid of
I see my neighbor bruh I ain’t gonna eat you just yet
Though with them legs a medium-rare would be so perfect
I miss the old days
Know they weren’t all great
I miss when I was able to
just walk outside in the rain
But now it feel like it’s a fucking swamp
The rain is acid just
What I didn’t need I must
Find a shelter what the fuck
Now what is that I see in front of my eyes
Looks like some sort of disguise
I cannot recognize
The shape behind it
Or maybe it’s underneath
As I step closer
I’m finding it harder to breath
It’s a door to the underworld,
a hole I am not so sure
I’m stepping into some sort of devil’s micro verse.
I used to say I always land on my feet
This time I landed on a pile of corpses
Ain’t that neat?
I’m in some sort of den, a citadel
I fell right into the silo
Wondering how to get legal asylum
What do I do?
The place looks fine,
I’m in the back of a diner
I step outside before they cook my ass with maple syrup
I see corpses and cages
Someone’s still alive
We used to do this with pigs and cows ain’t no surprise
The tide has turned, the wheel’s spinning
Cards’ been dealt we ain’t winning
If that’s what hell is
Dante’s guess was pretty un-fucking-erring
All of a sudden I hear my name
I’m going insane
I’m hearing voices
Though this one sounds like one of my mates
I walk back into the kitchen
My DJ’s caged like a chicken
I ask for clearance
Step back bruh I’ll smash it I’m fearless
He points at the lock
It’s shaped as a cock
It’s so fucked up
But with great virtuosity I turn the cage unlocked
They heard us quick let’s step out
My dick is still out, I’m whiling out
I just don’t understand what this place is about
As we escape through the city blocks
My face goes numb
We both got shot
It’s a dart from a damn blowgun
——
- Yo I’m starting to feel kinda funny
- Where are we man?
- Aw dude, what’s going on?
- Woah, what is that?
- I love you man
- I don’t know man, I feel a little under the weather
- I’M GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT AND WATCH YOU BLEED TO DEATH WHILE I MASTURBATE
- Is that real? Can you… Do you see that?
——
I’ve given up booze and weed for a minute
Now I’m high on tranquilizers, mescaline and psilocybin
My DJ’s purple we’re running
The walls closing in
Head’s starting to spin
I’m in some sort of lucid dream
It’s a nightmare, I f e e l
A l i t t l e b i t l i g h t e r
Lights are brighter
Than Kanye’s concert wish he was nicer
He’s leading the way
He’s running away
He turns to say
I’LL FUCKING BLOW YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD I KNOW HE’S FUCKING GAY
I’m like hey
HEY
Hey Satan, What a nice day
Can you grant me two or three wishes I swear I’ll pay
And somehow it seems obvious
I cut off my pinky finger
Stop and linger while using my stump as a fidget spinner
Lights are starting to dim
God please tell me it’s the end
So we can sit and
have a chat about this mess you call man
Bruh you done fucked up.
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say that.
But you did bruh.
On so many different layers
You don’t fear no hell
When you’re in hell
For whom tolls the bell
I’ma blow my brains out like Earnst Hemingweeh
I’ma be fine
I just need to rest a little
Drugs are wearing me down
Let me just close my eyes for a minute.
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I’m at my lowest
Not sure I can go any further
I’m not kosher
Don’t cook me up on the stove hey
Look at you from a distance
Instant Attraction
You’re slicing a dude
Still I can’t help idealizing you
You’re hair is fire
He’s hair’s on fire
I’m next in line
Going end up like Richard Pryor
Your eyes are stunning, you and I
Could buy a star in the sky
Move somewhere far away
Where I believe we could fly
Enough with the Rosemary,
Salt, Oil and Pepper
Honey, I’m getting cheesy
And I’m nuts, but I do love you
You may shoot me with your words may hit me with your eyes
You may kill me with your weakness but I still rise
Come here baby, next to me
Close to my shoulder you can feel free
You can smell me on my neck before I leave cause I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm...
Cooking a good potion to be free
So you let me go, so you let me go
You can't stop me and show me who I am... so you let me go, so you let me go
Escape, escape, escape
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I heard them say it’s the big day
Today we’re getting fried
Dawg I’m scared I’ve said it a thousand times
I don’t want to die
It’s fried
F-R-I-E-D not Fired
Not a catchphrase
The weird orange dude is just going be I
I’m in a steel-cage of emotion
I ain’t got no more voice
I’m crying out for help
“Life was a bad choice”
And when I die
There’s nothing left to define
Myself except for my failures
Surviving the test of time
I admit, I spit it,
That’s how I’m living
Resulted praying to a God
I don’t even fucking believe in
I used to have a bucket list
Now I’ve just got a list
with all of my regrets
and if you wish man I’ll just spit it quick
Man I regret, not starting my line of yogurt
Never defeating Bowser
Now that is just fucking bogus
If I’d made it with rap
A platinum plack
A celeb all star game starter pack
With Andrew Bogut
We settle for nothing but our goal.
We see when it’s not bright. (Bri-ight)
HOPE
Hold On Pain Ends
The night is darkest before the dawn.
Tiptoeing midflow I still go in
Before I know it all I see are chains holding
my bros, they display pain, disdain glowing
My stealth mode they’re gonna see this cage open!
Put the glock on the lock, freedom from the tomb they’re in
Emancipating everybody, Martin Luther King
We on our way out the citadel, Rebel like a sickle cell, Loose like a bad zoos animals
1, 2, 3 kill streak no limit, and getting out of here while we still got a minute
Running through the rubble with the rebels
Kill everyone in the way, leaving bodies in our wake
Promise I’m not tryna be a vegetarian when I say there is too much at stake
All I hear is bam bam blaow man down man down
I look around to see my brothers hit the ground
It’s too late, we’re only halfway
They’ve got us circled now
We settle for nothing but our goal.
We see when it’s not bright. (Bri-ight)
HOPE
Hold On Pain Ends
The night is darkest before the dawn.
Wake up from a trance
Cold sweat
Center citadel
Blowing shots from a gat
Everybody around me is dead
Now I’m left with my DJ and this guy I never met
We surrounded, my heart’s pounding
Now this dude come at me
Blow his brain up then start running
Going at ‘em
Ain’t got a better
Chance, I’m trying to make a mess
Chopping heads, what the fuck is that?
I ain’t joking
My eyes playing tricks
I see five more blokes
Pop up in the street
Armed to their teeth
Flip shit real quick with
Our guy on some mindfreak
Criss Angel shit
Clear the place like the plague
Disappear (Just Wait)
But it’s too fucking late
Got no time to say (Thanks)
Our hero picks us up
soars through the air
Dropping WOMDs
Like Enola Gay
The stranger embraces them
And takes flight
A crack of light shines from above
Higher and higher
He’ll fly to salvation
He unleashes his might
Dropping fire from his palms
Destroyer, mighty saviour.
Nothing will remain.
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September the 5th.
Dear Diary,
I’m keeping track of days and months to hang on to a sense of civilization.
I heard a loud explosion yesterday, which I cannot explain.
Word started spreading it was the same people who had caused the apocalypse, and have now blown up an underground citadel in western Spain.
I don’t know what to believe anymore.
I have become increasingly sick due to malnutrition, but I haven’t resorted to eating human flesh… Not yet.
I think I’m near what used to be Lyon, France. I’m trying to reach the ocean, following the trail of rumors regarding those people.
My thirst for revenge has been gradually replaced by a sense of curiosity.
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8. |
Ἀτλαντὶς νῆσος
02:50
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I’m not a good swimmer
But I do my thing man
Pivot like I’m David Schwimmer
On a fucking plank damn (Pivot!)
I’m starting to feel like I’ma pass out real soon
I’m feeling fatigue, like I’m on a leash, and running in place like cartoons
Oh shit,
The sun is down, we better hurry
I don’t want to end my life as a shark version Mcflurry
I’m starting to worry
I push even harder cause I’m a warri-
-or I cannot see the land, the lines are getting blurry
The sky’s blending in with the sea
A human being-
-like figure on a beach
seems to be waving at me (What?)
I’m delirious.
We reach the land, mysterious
creatures come over to greet us
Mermaids, are you serious?!
We here to welcome you
Our emperor has warned of you
You’re Dinosaurs and I
And the being known as John Tou
It’s Touché
But Miss whatever you say
A mermaid this silly gorgeous
kinda feels like cliché
Holy Jumping George I think we in Atlantis
Either that or it could be that shitty island of plastic
Middle of the ocean, bitch, hella classy
Plato wasn’t tripping dude, place is quite fantastic.
Straight up from the abyss, with Mermaids and Tritons
Twist surreal as if was written by Monty Python
Can’t believe all those stories online were real
Gotta start believe in Chemtrails and Dinosaursphere
This is the royal place, y’all just wait here a second
We’re going to call our emperor, our only shepherd
What great honor’s gonna be for you to meet him
He’s a thousand years old and a flawless leader
I’m starting to worry it’s trap I am surely
Just overreacting though how can you firmly
Trust people or fish nowadays with the dirty
wargames, and mind tricks are they really trustworthy
What if they’re lurking us into their dungeon
They just wanna eat us for luncheon and much on
Our brain and just crunch on our bones I am conscious
I’m paranoid up to the point of no function
Looking out over my back for an exit
I’m trapped on an island quick reference to brexit
I’m no more smitten by tritons or sexy
mermaids who surprisingly share our lexis
Nowhere to go we’re doomed I am sure
Just please make it quick don’t let it unfold
The greatest adventure forever untold
Then I see a red carpet getting unfurled
Calm down,
there’s nothing to be afraid of
Our emperor will see you now
Follow our way down
And it just blows my mind
Their leader is the same guy
Who saved us and blew up earth
wearing a human disguise
Our books have spoken of two prophets
who one day’d start the process
reverse Pangea and Panthalassa
Through the music they brought us
If it hadn’t been for you
we would be down in the trench
We’ll revere you as goddess
Our new religious stance
Holy fucking shit we’re messiahs in Atlantis
Either that… Wait did he say goddess though?
God damn it, I knew it was too good to be true.
So I guess we’re gods and ladies in Atlantis
Well at least it shows disruption to obsolete patriarchal deity
That was too complicated.
All my friends thought I was gay but it turns out I’m a lesbian.
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Man I’m a god,
I know you didn’t believe it
Took the end of the world
To push me over my limits
The beat’s spinning
We chilling, honestly feeling it
I’m at the club with a mermaid
Where do I fucking stick it in?!
She says: “John I’m dry.”
Which sounds bad
But when you a mermaid
It’s the equivalent hot and wet
Babe, let’s go
I’ve got a bunch of condoms
I haven’t gotten laid
since Bus-a-Bus had cornrows
I nod at my man
See you later my friend
Then I call up a cab
Which was really more of a raft
Make out, Pull out
Freak out, About
My dick, Cause she’s
A fish, Of course
d’you think, Ya bish
“Dude, what is it?”
The fuck do you mean what is it?
It might not be exquisite
But I thought my penis was paying you a visit
At least I thought so,
Turns out her husband’s poseidon
I really fucked up
This time around yo
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Yo
I'll fucking kill you
Drop you off the deep blue
Then stab your fucking friend
Til his torso fucking see through
I saw you coming from a mile away
Out my way, I'm a god,
careful what you fucking say
(prah)
My dick is so big
My bitch was unimpressed
Not about different race, just your penis being depress-
-ing
bling bling
Look at my shit, aight g
This diamond ring fucking zeus made for me (sku)
It's got lightening (uh)
Wait until I fucking punch your nose
Up your brain
And turn off the fucking light (switch)
I'll feed your corpse to the seahorses
Fuck my mistresses, ZeusSpeed my friend
I'll give you one chance
One chance only
Somebody told me
You're from the fucking world bitch
If you go back and you own it
Surely,
we could cut a deal
It's the least that you owe me
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November... 2019.
I’m afraid this will be my last entry.
I’m near Madrid… Or so I thought… I can see the ocean from here.
I haven’t eaten or drunk in over two days, and I don’t have the strength to walk and die by the sea.
I saw them last night. They appeared to me in a dream.
I know it was just an hallucination, but they talked to me. They told me it had to happen.
We’d been living so recklessly, it was just a matter of time before something like this to occur.
They’re not evil. They’re just drifting, as we all are.
Only they were lucky enough to catch a good wave.
But every wave inevitably has to crash at some point, and I think mine just did.
I hope the tide rises enough for the sea to take my body and diary. I’ve got a feeling they’re out there somewhere. Maybe they could read my notes… Maybe they could write a song about me…
Funny… I hadn’t felt cold in a long time.
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Asfalto come sabbia ogni passo, affondo.
Legame vale doppio, sto a pensare, scoppio,
chiudo ogni mio bronco, curami sto broncio, sai di che ho bisogno?
Ricordi che il vento parlava di noi? E a noi non fregava nient’altro che noi.
Pareti di carta che a volte se vuoi, ci torno a parlare di cose che a noi
non resta più nulla dei giorni spesi in paresi; tra te, le telecinesi, stessi paesi.
A restare stesi, toccarsi incompresi, parlarci, esegesi.
Esigenza, accollarsi silenzi che ormai fanno eco tra noi (eco tra noi).
Se ho perso fiato, ho rinnovato un patto. Ho mescolato, ho detto prendo il piatto.
Ho letto altro, il rettorato a farlo. Ho retto alcol, scacco matto, pazzo. Abbindolato, abbandonato, scappo.
Ho detto parto, pattino sul ghiaccio. Ho detto fatto, che ci credo tanto, ho preso giusto il ticket, questo è il primo viaggio e ciao.
_____
I feel like Kanye, yeah
Never recorded till I broke my jaw
My mental issues cast me aside
Can’t tell me nothing at all
I’m a genius
I know one day my day will come
Till then I’m trying my best to smoke less and meditate more (levitate)
But it’s hard when you’re friends puffing every day (yep)
Peer pressure got me high and now I’m drifting away
My brain’s static
I know I’m gonna die soon
Can’t visualize success
if I fucking tried too (damn/shit)
I’ve got the brain of an addict
Thank god I said nope
Every time back in LA
Somebody offered me coke (snorting noise)
Yeah. What the fuck am I talking bout
Abusive brain kicking me down
I’m just trying to get out
I remember not long ago this shit was different
I’m trying to learn how to freestyle but I ain’t got no bar to spit in
How is this medical
It’s giving me anxiety
Brain fried romanticizing
For the fucking time being
I’m glad to have you in my life
I know I ain’t got a chance
But honestly that’s alright
How sweet would it be to tell what I got in my head
But I cannot drag you down with me the road you’ve got ahead
of you
is bright and shining
While I’m just going going to
End up an underachiever
Who fell in love with you
Daydreaming of you
Hoping someway you could
Make the transition and appear at night
In my dreams too
And that’s enough till the nightmares come
I’m dwelling should I end this shit and just go get me some
Sleep
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrow of outrageous fortune
A sea of troubles
To die, to sleep, no more
To dream ay there’s the rub
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
I wonder whether Shakespeare wrote that shit
I wonder is he going to sue my ass up in this bitch.
Shit…
(Sigh)
I just wanted to be an actor…
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